Welp. Here it is. Here is the culmination of 547 days worth of constant caking. When I say constant, I mean throughout the course of an...

Before I apologize for the heap of shit that is this week’s cake, which I realize I’ve been doing a lot lately, let me tell you right off...

I think that my youth lived in my appendix. Hear me out. This past December I ate a standard sausage egg and cheese brinner sandwich and...

I have to warn you right off the bat – this post is going to be a self-indulgent one. Offensively self-indulgent. To the point where, if...

How far are we into this thing? Forty eight? Crazy. You know there are only fifty-two, right? You realize that after 52, the project...

Once again, I find myself bested by that immoveable temptress, gravity. I was really just being dumb, though. I didn’t think this one...

I live in Brooklyn now! Too many people were occupying the street I lived on, so I took matters into my own hands. I said goodbye to Wall...

I’d like to think that people come to this blog for life-altering advice, cake decorating tips, and truth bombs. In that order. That’s...

When I made the decision to make a Harry Potter cake, I said to myself – well, self, you had better do this thing right. I set out to...

Instead of me squawking at you about my process, how about I just let modern technology take the reins this week, yeah? Jack was working...

Roses! Blue-ass roses. It’s a new thing I’m trying – taking things that are usually red, and making them blue. You may remember the blue...

I don’t want to have the type of blog that is fueled by self-deprecation. But the only way to describe this week’s cake is by using some...

Behold, the fruits of something like 20 hours of unnecessary labor. You might recognize this cake as a rendition of Vincent Van Gogh’s...

Welcome to your fantasy. Please find a sexy crustacean, directly above. This is what you get. This is what you get when you put me, Adam...

This past weekend, my brother’s fiance had a baby, and now I have a niece. Which is absolutely insane. Is my brother ready for...

Most people wear shoes. I know I do. And since life imitates art, here’s a cake that looks like a shoe. You’re welcome. I can’t say that...

This penguin is not anatomically correct. I should evaluate the reasons why every cake I make resembling a living creature always ends up...

It’s summer now, everyone. Do you know how I know that? It’s actually a hilarious story. You’re going to really get a kick out of this,...

It’s um, well…it’s supposed to be a lighthouse. If that wasn’t clear. It’s sort of dinky-looking. Only after revisiting the photos am I...

My brother once told me that he only reads my blog after he does a word search for his name in the body text, so he’s going to love the...

I’m back! Isn’t that wonderful. I’ve got quite a backlog of cakes so this post right here is but a tip of a large iceberg, as it were....

I’m taking a different approach with this week’s cake. Instead of slapping you in the face right off the bat with a picture of the end...

Sweet, sweet nostalgia. Simpler times, nineteen-ninety-whatever. I remember being too young to own a Game Boy upon its release, but I was...

It may not be apparent from this photo that this is a birthday cake. Sorry about that. I finished this cake moments before I left for...

Hear me out. I’m Tarantinoing, here. Above, you’ll see the fate of this week’s cake. How did this happen? Who would do such a thing?...

Shiny new site! It’s like it’s a real website. I’ve also gotten involved in something the kids are calling “social networking,” so if...

Typography. Look into it. It’s literally everywhere. And over the past couple of weeks I’ve been noticing it with much more intensity,...

Here’s another week in which my cake is largely influenced by my ginger brother. The gchat conversation with him started as most do –...

What is that? A dinosaur? An abnormal growth? If I eat it, will I die? Will it die? If approached with a knife, will it defend itself?...

More cake shaped like food. In case you thought for a moment that I was capable of an imaginative thought beyond things that are edible....

I’ve got to get better at time management. In all aspects of my life. For one, this cake idea was conceived a week before construction,...

It’s a urinal cake! It is both a cake and a urinal. A urinal cake. And although I have never personally used one of these things, I know...

Lately I’ve been feeling like my checking account statement is too large for its own good. So I decided to move to Manhattan. A week ago...

This week’s cake is the most beautiful thing you have ever seen. I am not the bragging type. But seriously. You have never seen a cake as...

At first glance, this cake makes no sense whatsoever to you. Probably. Unless you read the blog of one Adam Ellis of the Portland region....

Reminder: three posts including this one have gone up today, so scroll scroll scroll and catch up if you’re into that. Why a teapot?...

Here are some more excuses I came up with to explain why recent posts have been a million years late: 1.) The semester ended, and holiday...

First of all, allow me to apologize for the extreme lateness of this post. This cake was complete on the 15th of December, and it is now...

Yeah. Not great. But listen, alright? Let me explain. I’ve had a busy week. You may or may not know that I am currently completing a...

Sorry. No food this week. I decided instead to do a cake that would be a solid exercise in a skill that is really important to master –...

Thanksgiving! A day to celebrate that fateful day when the native americans brought corn to the pilgrims and they all had a nice turkey...

I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking, my god, is she capable of making a cake that isn’t in some way related to food? I made an...

Alright so you wouldn’t know it from this picture, but this cake was a real doucher, let me tell you. I had started the weekend with such...

Let’s pick up where we left off. The apple cake from last week was demolished on the same friday evening in which this week’s cake was...

Those who know me know that I have always been obsessed with healthy eating. Those who truly know me know that when I say "healthy...

So I wasn't aware that Richard Scarry lurked in my subconscious, but those of you familiar with the show will without a doubt find it...

Alright. So this week's cake was a dud. In more ways than one. But when I made a vow, a solemn vow, the most legit vow you can imagine -...

For future reference - and you may have noticed this - I tend to design cakes that are in direct reference to some sort of either...

I've decided to recognize Tessa's 23rd birthday in cake form, which, I realize, is not any sort of groundbreaking or innovative idea....